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Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.

That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023


Green Watch

The most elite unit of Firefighters. Green watch take the high standards of Fire & Rescue and push them further, taking pride in being able to solve any problem that comes their way. Some say they are forged in the flames by the gods of old. All we know for sure is they make the world a safer place.

All while keeping the station running.

Do you think Yellow watch will have cleaned the truck?

Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over

Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!

I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done

so far...

by Oxford Offissial August 14, 2020


green card daddy

Older man who marries much younger immigrants

to arrange getting a green card for sex

My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen

by BIGDAN December 25, 2022


lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 1, 2017


Green Hulks

Hulks, Xans, Xannies,Greens, Bars
Usually counterfeit pressed “Xanax” bars that are mostly a certain shade of green, commonly nicknamed “Hulks” or “Hulk Xannies” (pressed benzodiazepines)

Green Hulks - “yo wanna cop sum Hulks I got 30 on deck

by Hood_rich3000k November 24, 2023


Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.

You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!

by ThisBruiser December 18, 2023


Green jeep

Another term for anal

Person 1: Do you think he is cute?
Person 2: Yeah, I'd let him in my green jeep

by Grandmasterphunk January 30, 2022