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When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.
"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."
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Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.
''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''
Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''
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The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.
Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"
"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
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A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.
Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?
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When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney
Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney
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Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.
That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!
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When one slurps on another's asshole
Brennan: "dude I got a rim job from Courtney!"
Muz: "that's fuckin disgusting..."
Brennan: "no it was great and felt awesome she licked my hairy assbole and the i kissed her after!"
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