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Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
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A subtle way of describing a bisexual man or woman.
You may not wanna get too close with Bill...he's a meat and potatoes guy, yanno...
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Masturbation.
As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
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Saying after prayer in floribama shore, used to thank the lord for the meal they are about to receive
Thank you lord for blessing us with this food, good food good meat good god let’s eat
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Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
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to be eaten alive!
After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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