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is kiss a girl or boy month
kiss a girl/boy any girl/boy and they shouldn't complain.
it could be anywhere. get ready.
is the kiss month where you can kiss her/ him on the cheek or lips your choice
When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!
The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds
National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds
When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.
I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.
this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
When you take a dump and the toilet water splashes up at your butt. Word origianally from PICKED GAMING but i stole it.
" I got a persiden's kiss the other day"