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The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.
Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
A violent client as referred to by prostitutes; A wife beater;
Marsha: Dam Linda, wha happened to yo face?
Linda: Had a rough john trucker last night, at least he tip good.
Matt: Hey Sam, you heard Lucy is divorcing her husband?
Sam: No wonder, he was a rough john.
John micelli - child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce anothnys ass
Did you see how swiftly John whooped Anthony?
John miceli - a child abuse activist absolute animal behind the paddle with many techniques go get the right curvature to pierce Anthony’s ass
a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste
i wish my boyfriend was john haworth
(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.
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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
kaydence and john are the best couple ever