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When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...
When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”
Receiving a blowjob after anal sex. Your penis will build up anal excrement. (Poop) Then your partner will have a dirty cake pop to enjoy as a quick and fun snack.
Hey Gertrude! I love it if you would give me a dirty cake pop tonight!
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Hey Salamander Seth, How about we have pork and beans for dinner. For dessert you can have a dirty cake pop.
When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.
Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.