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bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.

Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away

by ArchieUwU September 8, 2023


Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024


vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023


cheeky beans

a phrase used to express happiness or as a response to a positive statement

Harry: how was your day?
John: my nan died
Harry: cheeky beans

by bigD7117 January 18, 2022


Jeffrey Bean

Jeffrey Bean is a Youtuber known as Phasium HD and loves making videos for his fans! English Meaning: The name Jeffery is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Jeffery is: Derived from one of three Old German names, meaning: district, traveler, or peaceful pledge. Jeffrey is a funny, romantic, caring, helping, successful person in his life. He always wants to help his friends that are depressed, and doesn't like them feeling down.

Jeffrey Bean: hey bro are you ok?
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!

by Youtube Official November 7, 2018


fake bean

A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.

Bean = person

If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.

If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz

- I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?

- No
-Than you’re a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019


fake bean

Fake bean = fake person/ fake fan

If you disagree with someone they may call you “fake bean

Bean in plural is “Beanz

-I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?
- No
- Than you are a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019