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(n) an ironically and tragically named fish born to a Mama Grizzly with irreparable mental damage that struggles through life only to leap from the water and be eaten by aformentioned Mama Grizzly and chased by a warm cup of tea.
Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.
Adverb.
An action in which the outcome of a situation could've been disasterous but ended up being badass. Can also be used as a verb.
Verb.
Man, I almost hit that dog on the road but ended up fish snitching the neighbors kid instead!
Adverb.
Look at that douchebag chatting up those high shool girls. He's up to some fish snitchery.
Mr. Derrick Doyle " as in Fuck It Shit Happens"
Hey buddy I hate to tell you this but I fucked your sister last night after you told me not to. But remember your the black fish so you say " Fuck it shit Happens right" no matter what Fuck up shit other people may do or not your response will always be Fuck it shit Happens cuz what's done is done just hope they had fun even if you didn't.
A slang term used to describe bowfin in southern Alabama and literary nowhere else
That black fish just splashed
These is an a fish which is converted into two or three groups
That's a black fish see ther
idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.
The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.
"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."