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What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.
Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!
A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide
Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.
This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!
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I don't know, but I'd like to.
To be MC's, we got what it takes
Let the poppers pop and the breakers break
We're cool cool cats, it's like that
King of Rock
-Run D.M.C
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Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze
Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli
A song that is funny
Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!
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To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
The act of a woman pulling out her brests and pushing them together.
Toby: Man, you think she'll show us her boobs?
Kyler: Dude, i bet she'll flop em' n pop em' for us!!