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darwin: "woah you are scrap god"
noémie: "woah thank you" *dies*
If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
Lucina in SSBU: i see no god up here
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OTHER THAN ME
The absolute Picasso of bonus surf, you cannot compete with his speed in the server or in the sheets. He is an artist.
God Chief is so fast my eyes hurt.
The god of chooches and chooch tricks also known as Noah Hileman.
Bro thinks he’s the chooch god.
The transition of created equal past the sacrifices of Jesus Christ to a one with yourself as gods. A common sense of god is great, yes we can!
Sixth-god, The sixth god was one from all to all in one.
A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.