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Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN
Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.
Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!
a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.
Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
When you are eating some slamming ass pussy and she quivers and bucks at the same time causing a sudden burst of air to push out through a tight vagina. Similar to a queef but like when some migrant workers whistle to get someone's attention.
"Dude!.. I was eating this girl out last night and she came so hard and gave me that Mexican whistle!"
The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.