Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass
Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
Black Mexican food is a combination of Jackie Moist and Ace, a more mathematical way is Jackie Moist + Ace = Black Mexican Food.
damn did you try black Mexican food?
"You mean ace and Jackie Moist?"
Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN
Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
When you don’t get paid on time
When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday