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You’re so shook my someone that they rock your little no show socks from Payless off.
“Daddy Aziz you are sooooo hot and sexy!! You rock my world”
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An extremely stupid phrase that was kind of clever, I guess, about three or so years ago but has quickly become trite and annoying thanks to the legions of myspacers and liverjournalers, nearly all of whom write their names like xthisx and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirrors. It must end.
omg teh new sleater k rocks my face off
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Another name for defication or bowel movement.
Man, lemme go to the bathroom so I can drop these heat rocks.
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Y'von: "Hey Jorge, what are you doing?"
Jorge: "I be throwing rocks at old people."
Y'von: "Oh, well that explains why you are naked and covered with water."
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Jeans with holes or distressed looked to them
I just got some rock star skinny jeans last week
This is a condition in which a person is in a sense, addicted to the cream soda/root beer flavored soft-drink, Rock and Rye. This is a drink that is manufactured by the Faygo company. Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome is very rare and only occurs at times when there is a sudden rush of stock or consumer interest pertaining to this product.
In other words, when a place that has never sold it before starts selling it like crazy, people buy them, drink them, and after figuring out what they've been missing out on, they go nuts every time they see a RnR.
Newcastle, Wyoming sucked until the day that Family Dollar started selling Faygo. When I drank my first Rock and Rye (which was excellent) in six months, I went berserk and ended up going broke. Sex in a bottle though. It's worth the whole dollar. And the extreme case of Rock 'n' Rye Syndrome.
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Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
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