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The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 19, 2023


bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017


Water Beater

When someone who loves to jerks off in a body of water

Oh Rachel is a serious water beater.

by Dairydizzy January 16, 2022


sugar cube water

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.

(Sister: preparing supper) "what do you want to drink?

(Me) "sugar cube water"

(sister) JErk

by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022


Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.

Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.

by DaKineRT March 24, 2011


Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023


get in the water

to take a shower or bath

I gotta get in the water before i go to the club.

by Young 717 January 29, 2009