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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Once I caught a fish alive!

You know, the song we all start singing in maths class when we’re bored and we count 5 things, am I right??!! Oh, just me who does that? Oh o_o

“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I-

Be quiet or I’ll make you and the fishy dead!”

:(

by Sapphire14 March 27, 2022

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.

(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)

Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!

Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)

Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!

Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.

(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops

Player 1: hey man

Player 2: hey whats up?

Player 3: shut up

Player 1: ? what?

Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.

by its cause im black, isent it. June 28, 2011

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2 kids one sand box

a video on porn hub were there i a woman an a dude and the woman is sticking a dildo in his dick ripping his dick in half

¨hey jim did you watch 2 kids one sand box yet¨ ¨no i didnt...yet maybe no yes idk¨

by big nigga who hates PS4 October 22, 2018

23👍 27👎


Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or CoDMN2 will be coming out Monday November 10 2009 in the US. It is an INFINITY WARD game just like Call of Duty 4. It is not Call of Duty 5 Modern Warfare 2. It is CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2!!! Not even Call of Duty 6. That's not really right to call it that.

-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6

-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

-y should I call it that

-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way

by Davidsta March 29, 2009

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Making the Band 2

A way to show just how talented P DIDDY is .

He turned dust into a star infront of millions HE AIN'T NEVER SCARED!!!

by AENAHS September 16, 2003

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National grab boobs for 2 months

Grab a girls boobs for two months w out a problem ala october and novmeber

“Why are you grabbing my boobs?”

Because it’s National grab boobs for 2 months

by Your welcome fagsp September 30, 2019

7👍 5👎


2 girls 1 cup

a video that gets everybody excited about being allowed to be sick and tune in for something and then walk away while it continues and creates dirty faggots who end up a problem...i start to believe in hillary clinton's taking things away for the common good

also, it wasn't shit...when you eat shit you die...it is 50% living matter

"what i doubly detest is feces, i will not eat it" - the book of the dead

2 dirty fags and an ugly mug (2 girls 1 cup)

by youstumped November 10, 2007

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