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When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread
person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue
person 1: But ill shit
person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!
Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)
"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"
Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
When an interracial couple has sex that ultimately ends in explosive diarrhea
“Don’t Tell anyone, but Patricia and Tyrone just shared a chocolate soda.”
When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.
Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.