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when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.
Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".
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where a man makes his eyes like a china man and a girl squirts in his eyes
i did a japanese eye googles man my eyes are sore though
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When a man cums in both of his partner's eyes.
Oh hey cindy. Craig came over last night and he treated me to Welsh Eye Drops.
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when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth
man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley
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When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.
He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend
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one that stares uncontrollabely at women with a blank look on his face.
1. Did you see the way JEFF was looking at that girl in the bar, total date rape eyes.
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The act of showing someone your anus while rolling on the ground.
"dude I totally just gave him the rolling brown eye!"
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