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The act of clasping both hands together and compressing the air out to make a "fart".
Check out Travis doin' the Fart Box with his hands.
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That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!
Damn dude I got a fart scratch its so itchy
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When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise
---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.
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When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.
you did her in the ass
ya man it was awesome
w/e your a fart knocker.
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When you intenionally fart on someone at a party without them realizing it.
I was dropping major party farts up in there man...all over those prissy beezies.
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When somebody farts without even knowing it.
Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"
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A common occurrence for pregnant women in the later trimester: when she believes she is passing gas and unknowingly discharges feces until the heat alerts her to what just happened.
A euphemism for pushing out feces when one believes they are simply passing gas.
Why didn't anyone warn me about the "hot farts" before I chose to get pregnant! I had to throw my underwear away in public, three times this week!
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