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When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.
Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.
Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.
Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.
Get high together and having no gay sex between men
"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.
Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!
Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!
60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???
A places where hoes and snakes thrive
Most girls are hoes and need to go
Many guys just try to get in your pants**
Hey did you hear “green middle school” has hoes