A bastard of a cat owned by only legends of the game, This creature is also a bit of a animal when it comes to the bed room.
Girl Cat:OMG is that poppy John
Other Girl Cat: That is thee Sir John
Girl Cat: Wow
A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.
John Hawkins is not from the hood
A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock
Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.
You're so slow, hurry up, John!
John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.
An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.