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Poppy John

A bastard of a cat owned by only legends of the game, This creature is also a bit of a animal when it comes to the bed room.

Girl Cat:OMG is that poppy John
Other Girl Cat: That is thee Sir John
Girl Cat: Wow

by One PJ November 7, 2019


John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019


John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020


Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.

You're so slow, hurry up, John!

by The Charge-Striker April 18, 2022


John (To Quynh Phu)

John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.

John (To Quynh Phu) is dayum.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022


John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021


John Eichberger

A Hard ass dude

John Eichberger is a hard ass dude

by PickleHD July 26, 2016