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Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"
God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.
I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying
a spaniard rizz god is somebody that can lure in any being with his/her sneaky tricks. the spaniard usually has knowledge of the sexual language known as Spanish. now be careful around these sneaky fuckers because once they start chatting you up, you might as well get your things ready for a sleepover at there ;) commonly know as louis c walker
“where has my undies gone ?”
“the spaniard rizz god have taken them”
No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.
Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"
My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff
A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD
A kid: I ship NAT MG!
Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND
Missionary position. Legs in the air.
Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.
Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!
If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"