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He did it again, God fucking dammit
Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again
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It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils
Man did you see that loop da doop la poop
1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.
2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"
(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"
(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"
(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"
(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"
2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
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The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"
-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
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A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.
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A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds
Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face
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