When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black
Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!
From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.
If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.
To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
When you hit a ball really hard in any way.
Man I just dick slapped that ball
Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
getting "lit" or "turnt" as the new young hip folks say. this means u are getting excited, high off of marijuana, or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol.
Dude 1: Yooo how was the party last night?
Dude 2: It was epic bro, we were slapping milk all night!
Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!