Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.
Just show them this and they will slap yours too!
EVERYDAY 24/7.
Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day
Bob: Jamie let me slap u
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
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to be finessed or swindle into purchasing a product at a higher price than what it's actually worth.
Bro I just scored a quarter of Marijuana for 250 Buck!!!
Associate: Mf done slap yo head.
1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera
girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip
The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
Physical intercourse act where the male repeatedly penetrates the female with such vigor that the female's vaginal secretions luminesce in the blue portion of the spectrum. In other words, bro pumps that shit so hard, she glows blue.
My man Pavel was pounding that pussy so hard, her gave that thot the Cherenkov Slap!
Like a fuckin rave in there, blue strobe light going off, man's face contorting, her screams and that ass slap sounding like some sick house music.
Having sex with no protection
You slap bacon last night with that hoe?