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When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
The PMPE Slapw
“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.
Just show them this and they will slap yours too!
EVERYDAY 24/7.
Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day
Bob: Jamie let me slap u
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
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to be finessed or swindle into purchasing a product at a higher price than what it's actually worth.
Bro I just scored a quarter of Marijuana for 250 Buck!!!
Associate: Mf done slap yo head.
1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera
girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip
The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”