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Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.
You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus
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a loud honor graduate,who talks incessantly about him(her) self
Man this dude is a loudmouth, he must have graduated SUMMA CUM LOUDLY !
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To request for a shot to a definite part of one's body, normally a female to a male.
Whenever Kelly feels thirsty, she turns to me, opening her mouth, and says "cum over here".
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The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
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something you yell really loud and hope your parents don't hear or a cart pusher at wal-mart
man look at that goose cum he needs to get a real job
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A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.
After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.
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a bitch ass fema- creature who talks alota shittt buh gets scary when you confront it. it has no mouth, it has a ass on its face. she like to try and steal people’s manss buh never succeed.
*me and my bestie walking down the hallway
me-ewww it’s cum bucket
bestieee- ikr, i got sum teaaa about it thoo.
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