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Commonly known as "Barton's", it's a brand of Vodka. If you live in Nebraska and you don't know what Barton Vodka is then you must be living under a rock
"Yo what's in your cup?!"
"That Nebraska Water bro!"
"Ayye shoutout to the homie Barton am I right"
"Hell fuckin yeah"
Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
“I’m thirsty”
“Drink from bottle”
“No, it’s pre workout.”
“There’s water in that”
“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.
The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park
"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."
Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea
“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”
Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”
Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?
Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER
Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot
Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb