Rohto-V

Magical eye drops that can turn even the most bloodshot eyes as white as snow. The rohto-v ice works best for this effect, as it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into your eyes. If it is your first time you may want to use the green kind, although your friend may call you a (), seeing as how it is for pussies.

Mike: Damn, that j gave you both pink eye, use my rohto-v ice to clear it up

Nick: Oh, it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into my eyes...

Kyle: Damn this shit hurts, do you have the green kind of rohto?

Mike: Kyle, you are a ()

Nick: ()

V: ()

Kyle: Fuck you V!

V: Why is it always fuck me?

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v-ron

Beautiful girl with brown hair. A Nickname for Veronica. Funny, talented, has many good friends.

Jamie: Hey Hot-Han theres V-Ron lets go hang out.
Hannah: Ya Jam-Jam sweet idea.
Veronica: Hey Jam-Jam hey Hot-Han!

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v bucks

Expensive shit you buy on Fortnite

He yall want me to waste my money on 100 V bucks!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortnite is fun

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v chip

a soccer mom's ultimate weapon along with kidsbop cd's they get installed into the tv to block PG and up shows AKA anything good!

Kid:Woo Hoo i unlocked mom's v chip i can finally see family guy!

Mom: Micheal!

Kid: *mumbles* Oh Fuck

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V-Beezy

A nickname for a guy who is an awesome friend. V-Beezy's usually love corny jokes. They're the type of guys who secretly listen to Taylor Swift and the Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. Although V-Beezy's like to pretend to be jackasses as times, they're sweet guys who would do anything for their friends. A V-Beezy is an incredible friend to have.

I didn't think I had a ride to the theater, but V-Beezy was nice enough to give me a ride!

Cock Diesel Bitch

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v-cel

n.

A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.

Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.

Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:

incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex

incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.

incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.

incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.

incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.

incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.

incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.

incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.

incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.

incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.

I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.

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Sputnik V

The name of the Russian vaccine that may or may not turn everyone communist

Person 1: OMG did you hear of the new Sputnik V vaccine created by Russia?
Person 2: Yeah I got it today its удивительный
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: Присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри присоединяйся или умри
Person 1: OH NO! (Joins the motherland)

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