emo

Emos are very sad kids that have nothing better to do with their lives. They all think thay are "emo" because thay are all in depression.

-They cut themselves
-They cry for no reason
-They are all gay
-They are a rip-off of goth
-They listen to stupid fucking songs that make no sence what so ever
-They hate everyone
-They take shitty pictures where they cover half their face with their dirty ass hair
-Never become emo

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Emos

The best people in the world - including my friends & me. They listen to the Best Music, read the Best Books, wear the Right Clothes, vote for the Right Party and always have the Best Intentions.

Emos of the world, unite!!!!!!!!!

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Emo

some loser kids who think its cool to act like their life is so horrible.And then they cry about it and slit their wrists.And whats even more incredible their is a whole style of dress(tight faggy clothes) that came out of this whole queer ass emotionally charged group of music fans.If you are a man and You like emo you may as well go cry to your mom because no one else wants to here it,

I'm gonna trample that emo fag in the mosh

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emo

People who obviously have nothing to do but defend themselves on ramdom websites against people who make dumb jokes at their expense. Seriously, get a life( see the irony?). It's ridiculous how much you feel you need to defend your "lifestyle". If the jokes aren't true then why be offended??

Stupid emo people who have nothing better to do than whine about how their sooooo misunderstood.

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emoed

sexually molested

My brother was emoed.

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Emo

This Is Your Fucking Guide To Be Emo.

First Off, Dye Your Hair Black, An Extra Color Would Be Best, If Not, Black, Plain Black, Yeah.

If Your A d00d, Go Get Yourself Some Girls Skinny Jeans, Tightest Fit. You Can Suck It It, You Don't Eat In Front Of People!

Converse Is Necessary.

Don't Smile Often.

Nail Polish Is A Plus.
Bracelets, And Fingerless Gloves Are A Plus.

NO HOLLISTER ; AMERICAN EAGLE; AEROPOSTALE. or any of that preppy shit.
Shop At Hot Topic; Spencers; And FYE. It'll get you far.

OH, And EYELINER. A Boatload of Eyeliner, Don't Leave The House Without It. Never. Never Ever Ever.

KAY! Now you need the additude.

Have A Myspace, Make Sure It's Not Very Colorful.
Take ALOT Of Pictures. Quote All Your Favorite Emo Bands.

So make sure you listen to emo bands, like My Chemical Romance, Escape The Fate, Hawthorne Heights, And The Used. Without Good Taste In Music, You'll Be Called A Fake.

Only hang out with other Emos. Its like, a rule.

HAIRFLIP!!!!!! Most Iportant/Fun Thing You Need To Do, Flip Ya Hair! (But make sure it still covers one eye!)

Skateboarding is a plus.
So is playing guitar, bass, or the drums.

Use Smileys Like, :3, ^-^, xD

Don't do good in school either, You can skip and be all mysterious.

If Someone Asks You Whats Wrong, Answer "Everything"
Never Explain Yourself.
Act Miserable.

Oh, And MOSH, like a fucking PRO.

Your All Set, You Little Emo.

Emo Kid #1: OMFG Are You Giong To The MCR Concert?!
Emo Kid #2: HELLL YYEAAHH! i'm ready to mosh like theres no tomorrow!
Emo Kid #1: Me Toooo! xD

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emo

whiner that everyone hates.
often mutilates self
has no balls.
small penis
gay hairstyles
listens to gay bands like themselves.

Omar: i am going to beat that emo kid's ass.
Alex: theres no need. see? he has a shotgun in his mouth, the faggot...

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