Tom Fuckery

1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.

What's with all this Tom Fuckery?

I don't want to see anymore Tom Fuckery going on, understand?

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tom reed

term used by finnish drag queens in the early 19th century for cocaine laced marijuana cigarettes.
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..

doris nearly passed out when she took of the tom reed some queen passed her at the party.

Tom Brokaw

According to Walker from Talladega Nights, he's a punk.

"Greatest generation, my ass. Tom Brokaw is a punk!"

tom riddle

a sexy mf

“tom riddle’s makin me feel a type of way” -me
“stfu” -my friend

tom mulcair

A strange orange-skinned alien from Mars.

Greetings Earthlings! My name is Tom Mulcair.

Tom D.

It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.

Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"

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Sandy Tom

To masturbate using sandpaper or another abrasive.

Hey, I was having a Sandy Tom on the bus last night but the driver chucked me off before I could blow my load on the seat.

You dirty shit! I still have blisters from my last Sandy.

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