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Katy wanted to jump Donna's bones. All she wanted to do was jump her bones.
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you can say anything mean at all, as long as you use this phrase right after it.
Judy is one heck of a butterface. Bless her heart.
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v. To make a woman have multiple strong orgasms until she cannot talk.
Lisa talks almost continually except when I fuck her speechless.....but it only lasts for a few minutes.
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The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.
Bow before Her Celestial Holiness!
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when a man fills a woman's vagina with his penis
"hey, did you get some last night?"
"hell yea, i got to fill her up"
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The sexual act of forcing a female's legs up with your forearms while cocking her arms up with your hands in a missionary position proceeded by violent slam fucking (look it up).
I'd cock that bitch's legs up and pike-her-down with my hog.
when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"
Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.