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A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.
“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”
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Occurs when the cramps from having to deficate become so intense that it causes goose bumps and fast toe tapping with ass clinching
Dude, last night after eating that mexican food, i had to shit so bad that it gave me the poo chills
After we left the all you could eat buffet I really needed to stop at a poo kitchen.
When your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. Its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your butt.
Guy1: Damnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud!
Guy2: HAHA, you just walked into poo mist.
When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.
Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.
Crying on the toilet because the poo is too large for your anus.
"Omg, I heard you in the bathroom. That's was an intense Poo Cry man"
A nap taken before an impending defecation. Ultimately leading to shitting one's pants.
Friend 1: I'm going to take a Nappy Poo.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: I gotta take a big shit, I'm going to take a nap.
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