Dylan R

A guy who plays league. He is fucking god tier in norms but in ranked he feeds his ass off. He is also a fucking pussy destroyer and has even asked out every girl from his primary school at least once. Hes autistic as hell but all around a good guy.

TRUE STORY
Drew: Carry me in ranked?
Dylan R: Sure baud.
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r/copypasta

The internet's biggest copypasta archive. Also a great place to disguise your personal rants and/or unpopular opinions as a copypasta.

I had a controversial opinion that I wanted to share on r/unpopularopinion, but didn't want to get any backlash so I posted it on r/copypasta instead where nobody took it seriously.

Rated R

An extremely intense makeout session, complete with aggressive kisses, heavy breathing, and tons of tongue-on-tongue action, all without taking clothes off.

Guy: Hey honey, how about we go in the car and have some Rated R before your parents come home?
Girl: hehehehehehe ok ;)

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r/dankmemes

A subreddit that has retards who call other retards normie and mods gay.

Hey that mod from r/dankmemes is pretty gay.

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r. kelly

to pee on someone....

See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head

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type r

Should stand for Type Racing in the Japanese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

Most import Fanboys have a Type R sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. Some even think it adds horsepower to their low HP vehicles.

My Type R sticker gave me 30 horses!

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r/teenagersbutpog

the pog version of r/teenagers

Person 1:r/teenagers succ
Big brain person 2:r/teenagersbutpog is way better

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