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Big arm muscles, i.e. big biceps AND triceps.
Arnold has some serious big guns.
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An ancient bathroom ambush tactic. The operative will wait in the middle stall for 2-3 people to start using a urinal at once, it is imperative to this tactic that the urinals have no surfaces or walls separating each other. Once they start urinating the operative will burst out of the middle stall and grab the middle urinal user in a chokehold while also shoving their knee into their ass. The knee in the ass will enable the operative to maneuver the still pissing victim into the same direction of the other urinal users like a sentry gun, if successful the victim should piss all over the other users. (Optional) If the victim is uncircumcised hold the foreskin shut, once it fills with enough piss let go, this will release a charged shotgun blast of piss, this increases the spray factor enabling heightened efficiency in combat situations . Once the victims piss stream is weakening then it is imperative that the operative must retreat before the other urinal users start pissing on them, if necessary use the victim as a piss shield. To create a distraction pull down the victims pants and shove them into the closest user. The user closest will begin to freak out as a piss covered dick is rubbing up against their own piss covered dick. The furthest away user will be blinded by not only the display of violent dick rubbing but also the victims bare ass. Operative is urged to flee at a designated rendezvous point to await further orders.
"Dude, the urinals open, why aren't you pissing with me?"
"I don't know man, middle stall is occupied, I think someone is trying to use The Sentry Gun on us..."
A prostitute who will suck your cock, one who gobbles the goon(cock)
We released the automatic nets out of the side of the coupe DeVille while driving down Broadway in Camden to catch a gun gobbler for a topper!
A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans
Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun
(Noun) A hand motion where you shape your hand to what looks like a gun and "shoot" yourself because you realized you have or will do something thats worthy of a fail.
Crap, I left my wallet at my ex's house just before we broke up. -Shoots self with a fail gun-
Oh god, Im going to shoot myself with the failgun cuz I forgot it's mother's day.
A song sung by Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette in Lin Manuel Miranda's musical Hamilton (the best musical ever). It is considered very difficult to sing Lafayette's parts as he sings them very fast.
Broadway musical (2015)
Hamilton the Musical - Guns and Ships Lyrics
BURR:
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!
COMPANY:
Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE:
I’m takin this horse by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with bloodstains
COMPANY:
Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE:
And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em
Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m
COMPANY:
Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE:
Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m—
COMPANY:
Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE:
I go to France for more funds
COMPANY:
Lafayette!
LAFAYETTE:
I come back with more
LAFAYETTE AND ENSEMBLE:
Guns
And ships
The barrel of the firearm.
You have to properly clean your gun urethra.