April 3rd is a nasty niggas birthday hope you weren't born on this day or your big fat
Me: Yo its your birthday Bro its April 3rd
Bro: I know
Me: Now get the fuck outta her witcho nasty ass April 3rd is a nasty day nigga
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december 3rd is no pee day. no one is allowed to pee on december 3rd.
Person 1: hey bro have you peed today?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: omg its december 3rd it's no pee day dude youre gonna die
Lightning strikes person 2 and person 2 dies.
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December 3rd is about grab a girls ass and her tits in one day!
"Duude, today is December 3rd, have you made it yet?" "Naah, almost tho. Grabbed Daphneβs assπ€€"
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National give your boyfriend head day
βOh itβs October 3rd, I guess my boyfriend is getting headβ
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National Tell your crush you like them day !!
Mary: Should i tell Calvin i like him?
Vanessa: Yes! Its November 3rd after all :)
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A word pertaining to the game Among Us. When a crewmate sides with an imposter either on purpose or accidentally.
Or youre actually in a game with 3 imposters
So and so is acting like a 3rd imposter, so I probably shouldn't kill them
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May 3rd is Karl Jacobs appreciation day. Karl Jacobs is a twitch streamer. He is also in the Mr.beast crew
βToday is May 3rd, Karl Jacobs appreciation day!β
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