cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

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tit to ass ratio

The ratio of boob to ass. Can't have too much or too little

That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.

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Crotch to crotch ratio

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.

Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D

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ratio of people to cake

Ratio of guys to girls at a given social situation.

Man, the ratio of people to cake is fucking diminishing. They're going to some other party.

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lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

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Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

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Ratio Cease Fire

A forced cease to a brutal ratio twitter feud. After two hours the user with more likes, retweets, or comments wins. This may not be met with another ratio remark.

“I have more interactions, I call a Ratio Cease Fire”
“Can’t believe a famous twitter persona lost a ratio and had to call a Ratio Cease Fire”

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