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Person or people that take gym really seriously and go all out. They often make themselves look like retards and are totally oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them and thinks they should die.
The gym class hero looked like a d bag when he broke a girls leg playing volleyball.
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A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!
Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!
Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.
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a band who's excellence you should learn of before MTV and Ryan Seacrest ruin them.
(summer 06)
me: oh my gosh, the new gch album is incredible!
friend: I know, I got it as soon as it came out last week, one of their best.
(spring 07)
Me: hey.
teenybopper: hey, have you heard of gym class heroes?
me: yeah, they're my favorite band.
teenybopper:mine too.
me: which one of their albums do you like better?
teenybopper: they only have one DUH! Anyways, I haven't even picked it up yet, I've just been listening to cupid's chokehold on the radio, and saw the vid on MTV.
me: wait a sec; you don't even have the re-release of as cruel as school children, but they're your favorite band. AND they had way more albums before that!!!
teenybopper: who cares? panic! is my new new favorite band.... moving on.
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When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt
Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.
old fashioned English tern used for a pregnant school girl.
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that one kid that you noticed in your gym class and you suddenly start noticing they're in most of you classes.
most likely foreign or has an annoying nasily nerd-voice that you never noticed before but is suddenly bothering the hell out of you. or in some severe cases, they have the voice and the foreign-ness.
Guy 1: that gym class kid sounds like someone shoved a bee up his nose!
Guy 2: hey! that kids in my math class too!
Guy 3: Plus he's foreign!
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In Hipperholme, Halifax. Situated on the A58 road, opposite Hipperholme Grammar.
Infamous for the lack of equiptment, deficiency of money invested and the owner, DIRTY LIN.
If you ever previously went to this lame excuse for a gym, i feel sorry for you.
If you have ever encountered Dirty Lin, possibly the most horrible person you will encounter, i feel sorry for you.
The best piece of news from this sh*t hole, was the closement of it last November.
The building still stands to this day. And although dirty Lin is long gone, the memories will haunt those who have experienced.
Covo bout The former shaper's "gym"
Andy: "Ever went to so called Dirty Lin's?"
Matt: "Yeah, went for two weeks, still gives me nightmares!".
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