While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
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A player who wears the "Holiday Crown" on their Roblox avatar. Salad hairs are considered online daters (ODers)
Salad hairs suck at Roblox prison games such as Jailbreak.
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n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.
My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.
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Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq
They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)
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The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
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1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)
2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.
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A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.
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