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Samuel T

Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.

Omg that dude is such a Samuel T!

by Mavrik89 June 23, 2020


mr samuels

a "teacher" who is super kind to every students and loves to socialise with them, by constantly harassing the new6th form students with rules he probably made on the spot. his amazing outfit, just one( since he wears the same thing everyday) is super cute and i recommend that everyone follows and copies his awesome stylish look! he really is looking out for all of us and makes us feel welcome in 6th form and believes in us, telling somepeople that theyre too dumb to take 4 subjects because its too much hassle(paperwork),

thank you mr samuels. i cant wait to co,e to you if i have a problem!

by heeheehaahaalolz September 10, 2023

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samuel nason

Samuel Nason is a sweet loving person who will open up to you if given the chance. A Samuel Nason is usually attracted to blondes. He is a genuine gentleman who loves his friends. He values friendships more than most and will always be there for you. He is usually athletic and very very competitive. He loves the outdoors and hiking mountains. If you know a Samuel Nason hold onto him. He almost always the most attractive person you will ever meet. If you are a lady, you would want to be his girlfriend. He'll treat you like the woman you are and will love you with everything he has.

Samuel Nason will be my boyfriend someday.

by Samuel Nason November 28, 2021


Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer

by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022


Samuel Harris

Creator of the word ploids

OMG!! It's Samuel Harris creator of the world "ploid".

by JohnScone01 April 25, 2022


Samuel Jackson

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.

Samuel jackson is so hot bro omg

by quandle dangle May 14, 2022


Samuel Martínez

A man who is trying to be better everyday. An excellent person and lead. He's learn a lot of the life so he can teach many things to the people who are around him.

Samuel Martínez said: you gotta try to be better day by day, Help me god to get better day by day! Never give up.

by Ansamen. November 19, 2016