Daddy Walter

The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.

Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.

Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop

Happy Birthday Jonathan Walter Pinch

Cora Walters

Cora can be evil and maybe even crazy sometimes but everyone loves her. She is fun, caring, and always by ur side when she needs to be.

Cora Walters is crazy as hell but still pretty cool 😎

Walter Booty Clapper

someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long

Lucas is a real Walter Booty Clapper

The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

Walter White Lab

What you call the meth lab in GTA V.

Person 1: I earned $10,000,000 from my Walter White Lab yesterday!
Person 2: In GTA V?
Person 1: No...
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In real life.
Person 2: Oh...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ... Can I have some?

Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”

Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”