Miller™

A not-high-yet-not-too-low end brand of beer. Miller Lite, especially, is popular amongst calorie counters, as it contains less calories than some other "lite" brands.

"Man, could I go for a Miller™ right now."
"Eh...I like Bud™ better than Miller™."

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paul miller

Cunt

Every ones a cunt said Paul miller

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kurtis miller

1. someone who will think of a project, then take two years to plan it and a month to do the first step

2. someone who's vocabulary consists mostly of stutters.

3. a person who feels an obsessive compulsion to research every nook and cranny of one subject, rinse and repeat when mastered.

4. someone who is finicky about others touching his hair/head.

5. a slight spazz

1. Kurtis Miller: Man, I want to start a comic. Too bad I can't finish the first page within a month... oh well, time to plan!

2. -insert normal yes/no question here-
Kurtis Miller: Uh, well, you see, erm ummm... you know... no, uh....

3. Friend: So, what do you know about the Nazi invasion?
Kurtis Miller: Oh, don't even get me started! The exact measurements of the gas tanks they used were 20x40 and contained 20000 ml each. :)

4. Friend: Hey, you're hair's all weird. Lemme fix it.
Kurtis: *squeals like a little girl*

5. Kurtis Miller: ... and the Nazi camps cooked stale sawdust bread every single... A-are you even listening to me!?
Friend: Yes Kurtis, I'm listening.
Kurtis:I'm sorry I'm being annoying aren't I, I guess it's because I'm an Aries and never get my way.

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Drew Miller

yup, did make out wit her (u no who)
I SAW THEM

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Miller time

the moment you know you fucked up when kevin miller, former player for the UCF Mens Football team, prepares to get down and dirty and whoop your little highschool ass in whatever sport you may be doing, whether it be lacrosse, football, or even Can Jam. The man is a beast.

Child #1: Yo I think Miller is preparing to do it to us
Child #2: We should have never challenged him!
Miller: ITS MILLER TIME...

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Miller chiller

An item used to keep a can or bottle of miller high life or any other brew for that matter ice cold.

Paul- "Dude! I cant believe my Miller Chiller has kept my beer ice cold for like a half hour"

Eric- pound that thing before it goes flat ya big puss!!

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Taylor miller

The gayest kid ever that is reading this right now and sucked every guys dick in austraila and is a queer

Hey its taylor miller

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