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a sarcastic phrase often applied when somebody has asked or stated something that has made them seem unintelligent etc. hence the natural question "are you stupid?"
"hey that was sarcasm you just used on me!"
"ummm, yeah. are you stupid?"
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Something someone calls you as an insult (typically a Jesse).
Frida: Wait, so, 10 x 10 isn't 120?
Jesse: No, you stupid beta. It's 100.
Terminal Stupidity - The combination of three factors: Lack of knowledge, lack of wisdom, and lack of concern, that endangers the lives of individuals afflicted with the condition, or those around them.
All three factors must continue for a substantial period of time for an individual to be considered "terminally stupid." The condition is often characterized by the attitude contained in this phrase: "I don't know, it don't matter, and I don't have to care."
Terminal stupidity is NOT a natural condition. It is a condition chosen by an individual, group, or corporation - but it is not a permanent flaw.
If the afflicted person or group can be educated with facts; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be informed by wisdom and experience; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be made to understand how a specific situation or decision does, in fact, concern them;
THEN... They are not terminally stupid.
Simply being ignorant, inexperienced/unwise, or arrogant/hubristic (uneducated/uninformed, unwise, or uncaring) does not make someone terminally stupid.
All three conditions MUST be met.
"Those corporate fuckers are terminally stupid! Someone's gonna die thanks to their terminal stupidity!"
"That crazy hippie wannabe is terminally stupid, tying himself to the top of that tree. He's gonna end up dead that way."
"Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and George W. Bush were terminally stupid in deciding to go to war in Iraq."
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1. A term that generally refers to people who conduct retarded acts or display excessive juvenile behavior.
2. Refers to a group or collection of pathetically stupid kids, where the 's' in kids (or kid's) is dropped and replaced with 'z' to denote their stupid nature.
3. Kids that act like retards usually to get attention who inadvertently embarrass those with real mental disabilities.
4. A group of stupid kids that ascend beyond the levels of average stupid kids.
Example 1:
<Jimmy>: hey wtf is that guy doing to that stop sign?
<Timmy>: that my friend would be a stupid kid trying to attempt an ollie, with a dislodged stop sign... oh look he's got his lighter out, guess it's not a challenge unless it's on fire too. Dear lord, his friends are video taping it.
<Jimmy>: lol, stupid kidz!!
Example 2:
<Stupid Kid>: Screw it, this algebra blows. Hey dude, wanna leave class and play hacky sac?
<Dude>: No way man, I'm not gonna skip class to toss around some frikken bean-bag!
<Stupid Kid>: You suck! *smacks him with hacky sac*
<Dude>: aww fuck! wth!?! *throws said sac back in retaliation*
<Stupid Kidz Stupid Friend>: c'mon bro, let's get wasted... we don't need this turd. *smacks dude with his own sac*
<Dude>: *throws the second stupid kidz hacky sac out the window* Fetch bitch!
<Stupid Kidz>: *flips off the dude and make their way out the window*
<Teacher>: *hears dude* That will be detention for you mister!
<Dude>: asswipes! damn those stupid kidz!
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The point when a statement has become so stupid that it is impossible to continue with anything that could be considered even close to rational or intelligent.
Guy 1: Justin Bieber isn't half bad dude.
Guy 2: Dude, you just crossed the stupid horizon.
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A black hole that grows inside your life sucking in everything that ever mattered to you. Without even knowing it, you lose your mind and feeling to this void of damages and pain.
Like some monolithic creature from a Lovecraft tale, it warps reality from the corners of love and time, to the shadows of hate and deceit. Madness ensues and lays claim to your money, friends, family, and soul.
This is the danger of meeting a stupid wife, and the worst part is, that most men invite this deathly grip on normal happy life all on their own.
Stupid Wife comes into the house and yells about issues that NO ONE gives a dam about but her and then yells at the house for existing while she still has dick and Gin on the breath.
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