Juice Hound

A way to describe someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Someone who looks for alcohol any way they can get it.

"I drank all my beer, got any?"
"Get lost you juice hound!"

buddha juice

When one's vagina juices mix with their anal juices it forms a wet, sloppy juice with a very pungent, rank odor.

She hasn't showered for days and smells like buddha juice.

Puke! That nasty ass smells like buddha juice!

vagrant juice

Triple Meaning:

1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.

2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.

3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.

1) "Pass me that there vagrant juice, gulp."

2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."

3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"

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Crab Juice

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).

Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.

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Passion Juices

Passion juices are the various liquids that are secreated from multiple orifaces while engaging in sexual activity.

Ex. Be careful if you lay in my bed, there may still be some passion juices lining my sheets.

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jesus juice

wine

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.

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Olive Juice

I love you.

When you mouth olive juice to someone across a room, it looks like you're saying I love you.

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