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Good book by Allan Folsom (not about global warming)
Man you read The Day After Tomorrow
Yeah, that book is the shit, its got everything
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Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.
The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.
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When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock
After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes
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The condition of a hand having a million doodles, lines, and words on it, a result of writing and drawing on it during school.
*On a bus ride home*
"Dude, what happened to your hand?"
"I dunno, Marissa has been doodling on it all day."
"I guess you have after school hand."
n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)
My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.
Watching excessive amounts of porn at night just because no one is around.
What are those noises coming from Timmy's room? Those are his videos after dark!
When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates
I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs