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The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"
Have you seen Joe Biden? Rumor has it he has Presidential Aids!
The act of rounding up a group of teenage boys in a high school locker room, lighting a John Cena action figure on fire and circle jerking around the toy until every boy has ejaculated and the fire has been extinguished with semen.
We held a sick aid circle in the locker room after 2nd hour gym bro.
(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.
Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.
when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...
for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
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Similar to an asshat, only much more blunt. This refers to an annoying driver who is in your way, with no way of getting out of the situation,similar to when you have aids. Since they are driving, they become an aids trolley.
That douche is going 25 in a 40 mph zone. I can't get around him. You gigantic aids trolley!
a regular old band aid without color. the regular nude color
person 1: GET ME A BLAND-AID
person 2: I'M SORRY WE ONLY HAVE BLAND AIDS
person 1: forget it, i'm fine.
A term used to explain something that is horrible and you dislike.
"Did you see Julians new outfit"
"Yeah its pretty aids"
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