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American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla

my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!

by jmzizzle November 6, 2011


American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022


Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

by CypressBill June 12, 2023


American Wintersun

A rather hilarious nickname for the Metal band "Γ†ther Realm" which refers to them being essentially an Americanized version of the Finnish band "Wintersun".

"Did you listen to that band yet?"

"You mean American Wintersun?"

"Yeah, lol, they're fucking fantastic!"

by BOMBOSA June 2, 2018


american democracy

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.

Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.

by PetePabs April 19, 2014

60πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.

I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.

by R2E February 29, 2008

106πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


American accent

American accents includes a huge variety that differs from state to state, even from borough to borough in nyc. It is not superior or inferior to any other English accents, and is just as beautiful as any other accents. Not all Americans sounds like hicks, and there's nothing wrong with sounding like a hick either.

American accent is colorful. Celebrate diversity!

by Ethanofnyc January 5, 2007

363πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž