do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.

do you speak german?

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do you know the way

Phrase origins: Uganda Tribe - VR Chat
Phrase meaning: "Do you come from the mother land of Uganda?"
if your answer is no a group of knuckles and knuckle-sonics will surround you and spit on you claiming to give you Ebola.

"hey man, do you know the way?" no, (after this response prepare to spat on by a swarm of knuckles)

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Do you know the way?

The sentence anyone can say to get a boy/girlfriend. Sometimes even more than one.

Guy: Do you know the way?
Girl: (thinks) I love him.
Guy: I spit on you!

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Do you like boats

I am about to kiss you

Do you like boats *leans in*

do you hit her

Swing jazz

Do you hit her

Yes but just to bruise
Crushed legs

How do you breathe?

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.

Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!

Do You Believe In Magic

A very happy song that took a dark turn when it was featured in the TF2 video "Meet The Pyro."

("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.