A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
A furry bum crack usually a man
His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger
Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas
Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.
"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."
"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"
A way to tell a female to screw off.
A form of female masturbation.
She needs to go pump the badger
Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
Badger the Simp is such a bottom
When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.
'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'