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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 3, 2014


back badger

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

by Kurtvandenbogart January 30, 2016


Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010


Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

by Mr. MacB March 26, 2014


Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.

She needs to go pump the badger

by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020


Badger the Simp

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.

Badger the Simp is such a bottom

by Anonymous14378325 November 21, 2021


Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.

'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'

by ALittleFlffyOwl February 27, 2014