A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.
'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'
A furry bum crack usually a man
His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger
Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas
Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.
"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."
"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"
A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite
Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.
That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.