Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
Badger the Simp is such a bottom
A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite
Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.
That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.
When you dig in a girls ass like a badger
I ass badgered that bitch last night.
A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
I can't wait for badger day!
Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.
a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?