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Chick that you would only nibble on if you were desperate, opposite of a muffin snack.
I don't want to hook up with that chick, she is a total bagel bite.
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Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
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Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.
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To have anal sex first thing in the morning.
Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
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Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.
I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.